- A “model” is just an opinion with a spreadsheet
- Freedom isn’t free
- Learned to spell the word “quarantine” correctly
- Discovered the website layoffs.fyi
- Other people call my regular life “The Quarantine”
- Drinks with friends through FaceTime is awesome, because it takes zero seconds to get home afterwards
- There’s no need to “pop down to the shop” every day
- Eating potatoes works five days in a row, but not a day longer
- It’s worth paying extra for better location
- I need to move somewhere with a garden